Living like royalty

I am aiming to live like Royalty, within 2 years I intend to be living in a state-owned house & sponging off the state.

Jo goes on holiday to a far flung place, whilst shes there, she goes on a guided tour of the local caves. After a short while, they come across the mumified body of a child. The tour guide explains that the child wandered into the cave 400 years ago and got lost. Jo asked "was he on one of your tours?"