Sunday 15 June 2008

Pianoman

When I was young I used to tinkle on the ivories, but my mum told me to stop as it was staining the keys & making the piano smell.

Takeaway..

Bought an indian from my local takeaway the other day.

Unfortuanatley I had to take him back for a refund after the neighbours complained about his constant whooping..

BBC Statement -
'Due to the number of complaints regarding the lack of ethnic minorities on TV, the BBC will now be showing Crimewatch twice a week'